Teeth User Reviews

this movie turns me on. i love it. watch it. when they were in the cave i was starring it up. for an amazing cheep price of one dollar ( i love george bushes they are soo sexy! ) buy it. NOW!

08/02/2008, 9:34 pm

This movie is very strange and disturbing.

06/27/2008, 5:51 am

Bother

05/22/2008, 9:42 am

My friends and I went to this movie as a total joke, we could not actually imagine this movie being real!! However, we were surprised at is, as it was very entertaining and totally "watch-able" I would reccomend going with a group of friends and not expect anything too serious....what a laugh we all had!

05/22/2008, 9:42 am

this movie is so ridiculous. the only thing you can really do is laugh at men's stuff hitting the floor. i read the back, thinking i'd give it a chance.... but i really didn't see too much "women empowerment" in it, especially since she was *****, taken advantage of, etc. and all she could do was cut off the guys' you-know-what. please don't bother with this stupid stupid movie.

05/22/2008, 9:42 am

A bluntly unmetaphorical remake of "Rabid" without even the much maligned rare mainstream appearance of Marilyn Chambers.

05/22/2008, 9:42 am

Teeth is not a horror movie meant to be taken as a serious, thriller horror movie. True, the situations might be horrifying, but at the same time a part of you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it. It reminded me a lot of Slither in the sense that it doesn't try to be the classical "someone goes on a killing spree" horror. PS- The "no nukes" undertone screamed of ignorance on their part however.

05/22/2008, 9:42 am